Beavis, like, bangs his head against the desk

because the four-eyed fart-knocker by the podium

forgot to button the bottom of his shirt,

so when he blabs, his exposed belly does that thing

where it jiggles like grandma’s gelatin mold

& I say his navel looks like the Sarlacc Pit

but Beavis says it looks like the hole in a Krispy Kreme donut

but I say it looks like a nook where Beavis can stick his snout

but we agree that if we squint real hard,